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The iPod Touch Is This Generation’s Tamagotchi
Source: http://feeds.gawker.com/~r/gizmodo/full/~3/SM6HjEBs9Ok/the-ipod-touch-is-this-generations-tamagotchi
All these wonderful things we’re learning today, from data! First, we find out that Android is a guy thing. Now, we discover that the iPod Touch shares more demographics with glittering vampires than smartphones. iPod Touch: Kid stuff.
The age distribution makes a lot of sense, especially with the direct available comparison of the iPhone: the iPod Touch is a good gift, a plausible purchase, and a good investment for a young person right now. An iPhone with a $70-a-month minimum contract is a tougher sell, either to parents, or to kids mostly supported by their parents.
And these kids don’t just buy different gadgets than adults—they use them differently, too. For example, they looooove apps:
But they’re stingy little bastards, these kids: 
Buying an app can be tough without a credit card, so again, this isn’t shocking. But it does poke a little hole in the idea of the iPod Touch as a massive moneymaker for Apple. Hardware sales are tremendous and highly profitable, sure, but once the devices are in users’ soft little baby hands, they don’t keep raking it in like the iPhone does. [AdMob]
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AdAge Top Viral Videos: all take 3 – 6 months to reach full viral effect
Samsung Sheep Viral Video – 2 months
T-Mobile Dance viral video – 5 months
Cadbury Dancing Eyebrows Viral Video – 4 months
Geico Numa Numa Guy viral video – 3 months
McDonalds Filet-o-Fish Viral Video – 5 months
etrade baby took 4 months to reach full viral
Super cameleon viral video took 3 months to reach full viral
Durex bunnies viral video took 3 months to reach full viral
Dennys banana pancake viral video took 4 months to reach full viral
Lewist Hamilton Grand Prix took 2 months to reach viral
the shape of the views curve is different for a NON-viral video — it just accumulates views over the years.

link back to the original article showing 12 points that demonstrate why I think the JK Wedding video has a manufactured viral effect.
Social “media” is created – the total quantity, reach, frequency, and intensity are not pre-known
Social “media” is created – the total quantity, reach, frequency, and intensity are not pre-known. The “media” that is generated can be positive or negative or both. Extremity or “extreme-ness” is usually a necessary ingredient. Extremely positive, extremely entertaining, extremely negative, etc.
Oprah Winfrey KFC Grilled Chicken disaster, coupon debacle. Her reputation may have been permanently tarnished because she was found out to have been paid by KFC to promote the coupon tied to the launch of KFC grilled chicken.
Dominos was on the hot seat when 2 employees shot a video of them sticking mozzarella cheese up their nose and then putting it into the pizza.
Motrin offended the sensibilities of moms when they implied that a baby was a cool “accessory.” The blogosphere and twitter lit up with people taking exception to that.

Viral videos are cool and all, but most of them don’t drive sales.
Samsung LED Sheep – how do I even buy an LED from Samsung, if I wanted one?
T-Mobile Dance – not sure exactly what it means or how it is related to cell phone service, but it SURE was cool!
Cadbury Eyebrows – cool, and forwardable video. but what does Cadbury make again? So I can go buy some of whatever they make? ;-)
etc. etc. you get the point…
the only videos (below) that actually have anything to do with the product are Filet-O-fish, condom bunnies doing their thing, and Denny’s banana on pancakes.
Source: http://adage.com/digital/article?article_id=135717
| Last Week | Brand | Campaign | Agency | Current Week Views* | % Change in Views** | Watch the Spot | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 | Samsung | Extreme Sheep LED Art | The Viral Factory | 2,866,364 | +39% | ![]() |
| 2 | 2 | T-Mobile | T-Mobile Dance | Saatchi & Saatchi, MediaCom | 876,946 | -15% | ![]() |
| 3 | 4 | Cadbury | Eyebrow Dance | Fallon | 636,418 | +27% | ![]() |
| 4 | New | Geico | It’s the Gecko/ Numa Numa | The Martin Agency, Horizon Media | 442,653 | New | ![]() |
| 5 | 5 | McDonald’s | Talking Filet-O-Fish | Arnold | 378,488 | -2% | ![]() |
| 6 | 9 | E-Trade | E-Trade Baby | Grey, New York | 323,100 | +17% | ![]() |
| 7 | New | Ray-Ban | Never Hide | Cutwater | 304,970 | New | ![]() |
| 8 | 8 | Durex | Get It On | Fitzgerald & Co., SuperFad | 235,290 | -18% | ![]() |
| 9 | Back on chart | Denny’s | Nannerpuss | Goodby, Silverstein & Partners | 178,359 | -3% | ![]() |
| 10 | 6 | Vodafone | Lewis Hamilton and the RC Office Grand Prix | Outsider | 171,123 | -49% | ![]() |
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Source: Visible Measures
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